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“I Forget Your Name (I Remember Your Face)”
by Tout Le Monde

“Two Too Many”
by XL Twin

“Tell Me Who You Know”
by The Laid Off

“I Still Yell When I Talk”
by Drunk Girls

“Empty and Useless”
by FREETOTE

“Drunken Kisses (Sober Wishes)”
by The Bitter Exes

“Engaged… In What?”
by Party of One

“Starting Trouble”
by The Students Formerly Known As Suspended

“Tubthumping”
by Chumbawumba

“401, K?”
by Quarter Life Crisis

“Graduating On Time (Is Like Leaving A Party at 9)”
by Fifth Year Seniors

“Waking Up Too Old For This”
by 3am Last Call

“Donations”
by Friends of the President

“I Forget Your Name (I Remember Your Face)”
by Tout Le Monde

“Two Too Many”
by XL Twin

“Tell Me Who You Know”
by The Laid Off

“I Still Yell When I Talk”
by Drunk Girls

“Empty and Useless”
by FREETOTE

“Drunken Kisses (Sober Wishes)”
by The Bitter Exes

“Starting Trouble”
by The Students Formerly Known As Suspended

“Tubthumping”
by Chumbawumba

“401, K?”
by Quarter Life Crisis

“Graduating On Time (Is Like Leaving A Party at 9)”
by Fifth Year Seniors

“Waking Up Too Old For This”
by 3am Last Call

“Donations”
by Friends of the President